Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of read more

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

Our supply of ice and water is exceeding the demand right now. The ice and water will not be wasted.

Our supply of ice and water is exceeding the demand right now. The ice and water will not be wasted.

The wise in heart are called discerning, and pleasant words promote instruction.

The wise in heart are called discerning, and pleasant words promote instruction.

They've got a lot of guys who can hit the home run so we've got to be ready. And we've read more

They've got a lot of guys who can hit the home run so we've got to be ready. And we've got to tackle Lamont Jordan. He's a big running back, a bruiser with a lot of speed.

I don't think this is anything against Congressman Kolbe. They, (the gay Republicans -- including members of the Log Cabin read more

I don't think this is anything against Congressman Kolbe. They, (the gay Republicans -- including members of the Log Cabin group), are trumpeting an agenda that they want the certain rights.

Work is behind, but 65 percent is not that far behind. Whether or not we'll be able to open the read more

Work is behind, but 65 percent is not that far behind. Whether or not we'll be able to open the highway on time remains to be seen. The situation will be clearer in a week or two.

will insure that you will never serve a dried-out, hard, tasteless pork chop again and your pork loin roasts will read more

will insure that you will never serve a dried-out, hard, tasteless pork chop again and your pork loin roasts will be juicy and tender.

You know, our baby was coming along. We had no family in America at the time, so every time I read more

You know, our baby was coming along. We had no family in America at the time, so every time I missed a cut or was close to making a cut, I wasn't even thinking about the cut. I was thinking of going back to my wife and taking care of her. As soon as the baby came along, I started doing well again.

We came out swinging today and it paid off. We have a few guys in the middle of the lineup read more

We came out swinging today and it paid off. We have a few guys in the middle of the lineup who can take the ball deep; that pitch that Turner hit got up in the jet stream and just took off.