With an apple I will astonish Paris.

With an apple I will astonish Paris.

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

That is what the title of artist means: one who perceives more than his fellows, and who records more than read more

That is what the title of artist means: one who perceives more than his fellows, and who records more than he has seen.

Anyone who contributes to the defense fund
of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.

Anyone who contributes to the defense fund
of pornographers is a mental moonbeam.

A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.

A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

I have been no more than a medium, as it were.

I have been no more than a medium, as it were.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential read more

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.

The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.