Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? read more

Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.

We are very confident that those extremists will also fail to disrupt and derail voting day.

We are very confident that those extremists will also fail to disrupt and derail voting day.

This is tougher than any loss that we've had this year. It doesn't feel good to lose that streak. We read more

This is tougher than any loss that we've had this year. It doesn't feel good to lose that streak. We know we are better than that. We just didn't bring it today for some reason.

Elgin's game was an incredible performance, also. I don't think there's any comparison. Elgin did it without three-point lines. His read more

Elgin's game was an incredible performance, also. I don't think there's any comparison. Elgin did it without three-point lines. His game was attacking the hoop and hitting jumpers inside 20 feet. Kobe's range is unreal, and he does it his way.

It's a good strategy to take aim at this generation. They've finished raising children and they've paid off their mortgages, read more

It's a good strategy to take aim at this generation. They've finished raising children and they've paid off their mortgages, so all that cash is sitting in their pockets.

He said each day, he wants to work as hard as Dan did.

He said each day, he wants to work as hard as Dan did.

The only thing that bothered him a little bit is when they had him skip, just to put all the read more

The only thing that bothered him a little bit is when they had him skip, just to put all the weight on it. That didn't go as well as he was hoping, but everything else was right up to par. ... As he said, 'When am I ever going to skip on the baseball field?'

During his lifetime, when he was insulted or encountered offensive behavior, he did not respond with rage or violence. Instead read more

During his lifetime, when he was insulted or encountered offensive behavior, he did not respond with rage or violence. Instead he taught his followers to respond with mercy and best behavior.

It wasn't so pretty, but it's a win and a guarantee of at least a share of the region championship.

It wasn't so pretty, but it's a win and a guarantee of at least a share of the region championship.