There is definitely more rotation in my pants now that I'm famous. The minute they look slightly used, I bin read more

There is definitely more rotation in my pants now that I'm famous. The minute they look slightly used, I bin them.

The alligator's popular, ... We're the only Cajun booth out here, and people like Cajun food.

The alligator's popular, ... We're the only Cajun booth out here, and people like Cajun food.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work read more

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

The knowledge of anything, since all things have causes, is not acquired or complete unless it is known by its read more

The knowledge of anything, since all things have causes, is not acquired or complete unless it is known by its causes.

Evidently the pepper spray had no effect.

Evidently the pepper spray had no effect.

There have been talks for 12 years.

There have been talks for 12 years.

Let's call him Sugar, he's very sweet and he's the coach. ... Sugar is brilliant, I've even told your dad. read more

Let's call him Sugar, he's very sweet and he's the coach. ... Sugar is brilliant, I've even told your dad. I want to be happy and very, very rich and successful and I will be.