All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her read more

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her honeymoon, and that's priceless.

And the shadows of tree-trunks and shadows of leavesInterlace with low voices and footsteps and sunlightTo divide us forever.

And the shadows of tree-trunks and shadows of leavesInterlace with low voices and footsteps and sunlightTo divide us forever.

I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now read more

I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.

Police won?t confirm it, but we know.

Police won?t confirm it, but we know.

When he first went down, it didn't look good. And he was so close to the bench that he didn't read more

When he first went down, it didn't look good. And he was so close to the bench that he didn't have to get up to get off the ice, so I wasn't sure what happened. But I talked to the trainer between periods and he thought it would be good and then I saw Mike after and he was all smiles with the team winning the division. So a crisis averted, I guess.

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.

Quite honestly, I haven't had time to think about it. I've been too busy preparing for a football game. I've read more

Quite honestly, I haven't had time to think about it. I've been too busy preparing for a football game. I've got enough to do.

You can take the boy off the farm, but you can't take the farm out of the boy. They argue read more

You can take the boy off the farm, but you can't take the farm out of the boy. They argue about it, saying 'I had to do it last year'.

When I played, I had a natural ability to jump and run, and I just wanted to get bigger and read more

When I played, I had a natural ability to jump and run, and I just wanted to get bigger and heavier.