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    Everybody said it wasn't going to snow, and I kept telling everybody, 'Hey, I think it's going to snow'. Winter's not over yet. Everybody's like, 'Oh! Take my studded tires off!' And I'm like, 'I wouldn't take studded tires off quite yet,' and here it is.

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He'll never change. He thinks he's invincible. I feel sorry for his girlfriend because he will always stray.

He'll never change. He thinks he's invincible. I feel sorry for his girlfriend because he will always stray.

by Lauren Alcorn Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.

If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.

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Last year was a banner year. Digging probably won't be quite as good this year, but we'll still have a read more

Last year was a banner year. Digging probably won't be quite as good this year, but we'll still have a lot of clams to harvest.

by Dan Ayres Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's more of a secret plan. You'll know it when you see it.

It's more of a secret plan. You'll know it when you see it.

by Chris Amon Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They (the special teams) did exactly what we asked them to do...we started out the game great, set the tempo read more

They (the special teams) did exactly what we asked them to do...we started out the game great, set the tempo and it was just real fun from then on.

by Dave Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We had more depth on the offensive line this year than ever, and we wanted to keep him.

We had more depth on the offensive line this year than ever, and we wanted to keep him.

by Ernie Accorsi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This was nothing more than the con working the kid.

This was nothing more than the con working the kid.

by Leonard Ambrose Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I don't even know what street Canada is on.

I don't even know what street Canada is on.

by Al Capone Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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