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 When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter."
 And proved it--'t was no matter what he said.  
 When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter."
 And proved it--'t was no matter what he said. 
 And there begins a lang digression
 About the lords o' the creation.  
 And there begins a lang digression
 About the lords o' the creation. 
To strive with an equal is dangerous; with a superior, mad; with an inferior, degrading.
To strive with an equal is dangerous; with a superior, mad; with an inferior, degrading.
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak.
 Myself when young did eagerly frequent
 Doctor and Saint, and heard great argument
  About it and about: read more 
 Myself when young did eagerly frequent
 Doctor and Saint, and heard great argument
  About it and about: but evermore
   Came out by the same door wherein I went. 
 Whatever Sceptic could inquire for,
 For every why he had a wherefore.  
 Whatever Sceptic could inquire for,
 For every why he had a wherefore. 
 In arguing, too, the parson own'd his skill,
 For even though vanquished he could argue still.  
 In arguing, too, the parson own'd his skill,
 For even though vanquished he could argue still. 
If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
 Where we desire to be informed 'tis good to contest with men 
above ourselves; but to confirm and establish read more 
 Where we desire to be informed 'tis good to contest with men 
above ourselves; but to confirm and establish our opinions, 'tis 
best to argue with judgments below our own, that the frequent 
spoils and victories over their reasons may settle in ourselves 
an esteem and confirmed opinion of our own.