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    We're the youngest team in the NFL. They're not supposed to be doing anything. They are supposed to be the youngest team, but they didn't look like it.

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I couldn't use the public restrooms because they weren't working. The food tasted awful. Everything was disgusting.

I couldn't use the public restrooms because they weren't working. The food tasted awful. Everything was disgusting.

by Gregory Amditis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The opera is like a husband with a foreign title - expensive to support, hard to understand and therefore a read more

The opera is like a husband with a foreign title - expensive to support, hard to understand and therefore a supreme social challenge.

by Cleveland Amory Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm getting a trainer. But not to lose anything, because I like being a little thicker!

I'm getting a trainer. But not to lose anything, because I like being a little thicker!

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Most employees view base salary as a barometer of their worth, so thinking about a steady decrease in the amount read more

Most employees view base salary as a barometer of their worth, so thinking about a steady decrease in the amount of money being provided to them has had a psychological impact. That's why organizations looked to variable pay as a way to counteract that -- until recently.

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We still have a refining issue. Refineries in other parts of the country have been able to increase output but read more

We still have a refining issue. Refineries in other parts of the country have been able to increase output but they will have to go down later this year for maintenance.

by Joseph Allman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Having children with someone is the real bond.

Having children with someone is the real bond.

by Francesca Annis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Really and truly, going independent doesn't change things a lot. The big difference is we won't have any all-conference players.

Really and truly, going independent doesn't change things a lot. The big difference is we won't have any all-conference players.

by Doug Adkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The presidential vote in Peru is a matter of deep concern to us all, ... Left unexamined, it will certainly read more

The presidential vote in Peru is a matter of deep concern to us all, ... Left unexamined, it will certainly diminish the credibility of this organization.

by Lloyd Axworthy Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The soda fountain will be open all evening long.

The soda fountain will be open all evening long.

by Deron Ash Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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