If you're one of the top one or two in the league, why should age be a question? It's different read more

If you're one of the top one or two in the league, why should age be a question? It's different if he's taking snaps and his rheumatism is acting up, you know what I mean?

It's unbelievable . . . As I told Martha's people, the marathon event is as hot as it's ever been, read more

It's unbelievable . . . As I told Martha's people, the marathon event is as hot as it's ever been, and very popular among people of all abilities. Having someone like Martha involved is great for the sport and great for her company.

[Aziz's patrol continues on past one of the two main mosques in Karmah. Over the past few days, the Iraqi read more

[Aziz's patrol continues on past one of the two main mosques in Karmah. Over the past few days, the Iraqi soldiers have told the Marines what the imams have blasted over loudspeakers—calls to rise up and attack the Americans. But, under strict orders, the Marines may not enter mosques or schools. They don't like it.] What I'd give to be able to look in there, ... You know they're hiding something.

May I now pass on to this Congress advice which I received recently from a fellow Vermonter - Either impeach read more

May I now pass on to this Congress advice which I received recently from a fellow Vermonter - Either impeach him or get off his back

All somebody had to do was throw a cigarette out and we have a disaster,

All somebody had to do was throw a cigarette out and we have a disaster,

Consider then, O man! whether there can be anything more wretched and poor, more naked and miserable, than man when read more

Consider then, O man! whether there can be anything more wretched and poor, more naked and miserable, than man when he dies, if he be not clothed with Christ's righteousness, and enriched in his God.

No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking