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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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This has been very stressful for the people involved, particularly for class representatives who had counterclaims brought against them. This read more

This has been very stressful for the people involved, particularly for class representatives who had counterclaims brought against them. This is a huge relief to them.

by Janet Abaray Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm the quarterback -- you are going to get hit. Everyone on our offensive line played well, but obviously we read more

I'm the quarterback -- you are going to get hit. Everyone on our offensive line played well, but obviously we did miss O'Callaghan.

by Joe Ayoob Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What you might see as depravity is, to me, just another aspect of the human condition.

What you might see as depravity is, to me, just another aspect of the human condition.

by Asia Argento Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We are pleased to receive approval of the transaction in Idaho and appreciate the efforts of the commission and all read more

We are pleased to receive approval of the transaction in Idaho and appreciate the efforts of the commission and all parties to the proceeding working together to reach an agreement that is fair and equitable to all stakeholders.

by Greg Abel Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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My staff and I, we're proud of what we did this year with a young team. You can look at read more

My staff and I, we're proud of what we did this year with a young team. You can look at our record and yeah, it's not pretty. But as far as the direction the program was going, there's no doubt we were moving up.

by Jeff Altchech Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It is our duty not to squander opportunities for reconciliation, the time for reconciliation has long been here and we read more

It is our duty not to squander opportunities for reconciliation, the time for reconciliation has long been here and we have squandered it,

by Idi Amin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He stepped in hole as a baby. I ran cold water on it out of the well, but it never read more

He stepped in hole as a baby. I ran cold water on it out of the well, but it never did go down.

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If someone someday in this countryDecides to raise a memorial to me,I give my consent to this festivityBut only on read more

If someone someday in this countryDecides to raise a memorial to me,I give my consent to this festivityBut only on this condition - do not build itBy the sea where I was born,I have severed my last ties with the sea...

by Anna Akhmatova Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I was surprised at the fact that AXA Financial had spent so much time and money trying to build DLJ, read more

I was surprised at the fact that AXA Financial had spent so much time and money trying to build DLJ, especially build its presence in Europe the last couple of years and now it's pulling the ripcord.

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