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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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There were still 385 alcohol-related crashes this year and 418 deaths in those crashes... that's more than one a day.

There were still 385 alcohol-related crashes this year and 418 deaths in those crashes... that's more than one a day.

by John Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What turned this case, what led them to arrest Lisa were statements from Tim Holland. When we get a chance read more

What turned this case, what led them to arrest Lisa were statements from Tim Holland. When we get a chance to present our information, I think you'll see he's not a credible source.

by Andrew Abood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We look at sites like You-Tube and, for that matter, a multitude of other online options as just that — read more

We look at sites like You-Tube and, for that matter, a multitude of other online options as just that — new options that we look to embrace. We look to embrace it but not at the expense of infringing copyright.

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Blind belief is dangerous. - Luyia , Western Kenya

Blind belief is dangerous. - Luyia , Western Kenya

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It makes your heart beat, ... We love to blow the walls out ... Of all the guys who started read more

It makes your heart beat, ... We love to blow the walls out ... Of all the guys who started out at Sun, we are one of the few rock 'n' roll groups left. We're survivors.

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He's a very smart bowler, and he plays to the gallery as well which adds to the whole picture,

He's a very smart bowler, and he plays to the gallery as well which adds to the whole picture,

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The fine has been imposed because his duties don't allow him to be offering advice to the referee during the read more

The fine has been imposed because his duties don't allow him to be offering advice to the referee during the course of the game.

by Graham Annesley Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap and read more

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap and they know it.

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It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

by Errol Flynn Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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