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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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He threw threw the crap out of the ball in that pen. We have to wait to see how he read more

He threw threw the crap out of the ball in that pen. We have to wait to see how he is today, but right now I'd be very surprised if he doesn't make the start Saturday.

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Revere has won a couple of games in a row. Both teams will play really hard. This game will have read more

Revere has won a couple of games in a row. Both teams will play really hard. This game will have an intense atmosphere, and it will test our mettle.

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We just don't see the wage pressures and I think the bond market is so happy because that means there read more

We just don't see the wage pressures and I think the bond market is so happy because that means there really isn't any threat of inflation out there. Remember all those terrible surprises we used to get on Fridays? It's about time the bond market got a good one.

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There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

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All tuition rates are approved by the Board of Trustees.

All tuition rates are approved by the Board of Trustees.

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A physical player that finished his checks and could play that grinding game which all fans would respect, but certainly read more

A physical player that finished his checks and could play that grinding game which all fans would respect, but certainly in Philly they really respected that kind of play.

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She got off easy. Nobody's lost one since.

She got off easy. Nobody's lost one since.

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What barn-burners, ... We had two very good games, and it just boiled down to who wanted it more.

What barn-burners, ... We had two very good games, and it just boiled down to who wanted it more.

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I think, in general, most people go to the pump and they see what the price is. They don't really read more

I think, in general, most people go to the pump and they see what the price is. They don't really understand how much the weather really effects our energy consumption and our energy supply.

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