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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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The education of the doctor which goes on after he has his degree is, after all, the most important part read more

The education of the doctor which goes on after he has his degree is, after all, the most important part of his education.

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Ophelia is forecast to become a hurricane within the next 12 hours.

Ophelia is forecast to become a hurricane within the next 12 hours.

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We laid it on the line. I have no regrets.

We laid it on the line. I have no regrets.

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Cosmetic surgery and poker are popular right now.

Cosmetic surgery and poker are popular right now.

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I believe you can make forces of good and evil work for you, to get what you want.

I believe you can make forces of good and evil work for you, to get what you want.

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

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We're now focusing on our core audience, although friends of Latin music will find it wherever they are,

We're now focusing on our core audience, although friends of Latin music will find it wherever they are,

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We're paid by companies. Having said that, I think the Internet is the best thing that ever happened for consumer read more

We're paid by companies. Having said that, I think the Internet is the best thing that ever happened for consumer affairs.

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I met with [Robert Furniss, director of Parking and Transportation] last week...and it's a very complicated issue. From the parking read more

I met with [Robert Furniss, director of Parking and Transportation] last week...and it's a very complicated issue. From the parking department's perspective there aren't the resources available [to keep the service going off-campus].

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