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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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Iraq has several sects, religions and nationalities so this list is the best choice for the Iraqis who realize that read more

Iraq has several sects, religions and nationalities so this list is the best choice for the Iraqis who realize that the voting for Iraq will achieve better security, ... The sectarianism will lead to sectarian fights, which has a beginning but no end.

by Ayad Allawi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We're offering the suggestion that all penalties that are called should fall within the realm of instant replay. We suggest read more

We're offering the suggestion that all penalties that are called should fall within the realm of instant replay. We suggest any penalties that are called be subject to review. After reviewing hundreds of plays, we feel it's time to expand on instant replay, since we have a system in place.

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The secret is out. There is something decent unfolding in Iraq. It's unfolding in the shadow of a terrible insurgency, read more

The secret is out. There is something decent unfolding in Iraq. It's unfolding in the shadow of a terrible insurgency, but a society is finding its way to constitutional politics.

by Fouad Ajami Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's a huge step forward, and it's going to make it easier for all city employees because they are going read more

It's a huge step forward, and it's going to make it easier for all city employees because they are going to know what is expected.

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At age nine I began serving long stints in juvenile detention quarters. At age twelve I was sent to the read more

At age nine I began serving long stints in juvenile detention quarters. At age twelve I was sent to the Utah State Industrial School For Boys... at age eighteen I was released as an adult.

by Jack Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.

Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.

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Throwing on the side doesn't equate to spring training. There's just not the same intensity. There's nobody with a bat read more

Throwing on the side doesn't equate to spring training. There's just not the same intensity. There's nobody with a bat in his hands telling you that you just made a mistake.

by Bob Apodaca Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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But you know, as you say, the original versions of my films are getting out there, slowly.

But you know, as you say, the original versions of my films are getting out there, slowly.

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I am concerned because even in the past two years that were the jubilee years, I have seen evident signs read more

I am concerned because even in the past two years that were the jubilee years, I have seen evident signs which show that the people are still in great difficulties, and there are things that still need to be remedied and looked after in many areas.

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