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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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It has been three years since the government published details of the options regarding the regulation of private military companies, read more

It has been three years since the government published details of the options regarding the regulation of private military companies, yet ministers have failed to find a solution.

by Michael Ancram Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.

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The Southern Baptist Convention today would be part of the religious right and 20 years ago it would have been read more

The Southern Baptist Convention today would be part of the religious right and 20 years ago it would have been more mainstream. I think it would also be fair to say the conservatives have developed pretty strong ties to the Republican Party.

by Bob Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We played solid in the first half and shot the ball well. We were active on the glass and got read more

We played solid in the first half and shot the ball well. We were active on the glass and got a few stick backs.

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It still feels like it's the NCAA Tournament. It's a game we've got to get by first to get to read more

It still feels like it's the NCAA Tournament. It's a game we've got to get by first to get to a powerhouse. The atmosphere is good.

by Marques Alston Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital read more

It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.

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Pro-Net gives small companies an edge by providing direct online exposure to contracting officers in charge of the $200 billion-per-year read more

Pro-Net gives small companies an edge by providing direct online exposure to contracting officers in charge of the $200 billion-per-year federal market.

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The Upstate of South Carolina has an excellent engineering resource base that will allow us to continue growing our business read more

The Upstate of South Carolina has an excellent engineering resource base that will allow us to continue growing our business and meeting our customers' expectations.

by Jay Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm putting myself and my team in a position where we have a chance. Last year at this time, something read more

I'm putting myself and my team in a position where we have a chance. Last year at this time, something else might have happened. I might not have put the ball in play. I'm comfortable where I am offensively, and I'm going to continue to spread the ball around the field.

by Danny Ardoin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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