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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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They're our biggest corporate donor and so of course we look forward to that funding.

They're our biggest corporate donor and so of course we look forward to that funding.

by Kim Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[The tournament returns to the same venue this morning for the 2005 state tournament, but this time the elements are read more

[The tournament returns to the same venue this morning for the 2005 state tournament, but this time the elements are forecasted to be more conducive to scoring.] The weather is supposed to be great, ... They say its going to be the nicest day of the week.

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I know it sounds overused, but truthfully, each department is interdependent upon the other. You couldn't have done it without read more

I know it sounds overused, but truthfully, each department is interdependent upon the other. You couldn't have done it without physicians, hospital board and staff members, city council all different stakeholder groups consistently working together.

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This is a program that's working.

This is a program that's working.

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It is up to you to decide that this has lasted long enough, that our boys are dying to serve read more

It is up to you to decide that this has lasted long enough, that our boys are dying to serve no British interest but for the interests of a small clique of utterly unscrupulous men.

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I had a late supper one evening with Frank and Treat Williams... Treat took us for a trip in his read more

I had a late supper one evening with Frank and Treat Williams... Treat took us for a trip in his plane around the Manhattan skyline, an incredible, somehow touching sight. I wonder why?... We passed so close to the World Trade Center buildings that we could see the diners innocently enjoying themselves in the restaurant. In the late-20th century, it's impossible not to see the whole great heart of the city as vulnerable, exposed to attack.

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The fact that households are saving so little, even with strong growth in personal income, is a potentially troubling development.

The fact that households are saving so little, even with strong growth in personal income, is a potentially troubling development.

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There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.

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The key issue that the court will focus on in the case is whether political gerrymandering is constitutional.

The key issue that the court will focus on in the case is whether political gerrymandering is constitutional.

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