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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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and I have a hunch that [husband] Blake [Edwards] has got something up his sleeve.

and I have a hunch that [husband] Blake [Edwards] has got something up his sleeve.

by Julie Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This will help. But one good year doesn't pull you out of a drought.

This will help. But one good year doesn't pull you out of a drought.

by Brian Avery Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I think a very bad time for the arts. I think we're in a tough time in our culture.

I think a very bad time for the arts. I think we're in a tough time in our culture.

by Alan Arkin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We produced a good all-round performance and I suppose the only slight concern was that the top order batsmen could read more

We produced a good all-round performance and I suppose the only slight concern was that the top order batsmen could have done better,

by Marvan Atapattu Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The event is over and the market will enter an upward trend.

The event is over and the market will enter an upward trend.

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A lot of members resigned from the club, and we were concerned the club wouldn't keep going. We bought their read more

A lot of members resigned from the club, and we were concerned the club wouldn't keep going. We bought their stock to keep it going.

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What you are getting is a knee-jerk reaction to the drop in oil prices.

What you are getting is a knee-jerk reaction to the drop in oil prices.

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[In Overdosed America, Dr. Abramson cites CDC data indicating that over the course of the past 100 years, life expectancy read more

[In Overdosed America, Dr. Abramson cites CDC data indicating that over the course of the past 100 years, life expectancy has increased by a remarkable 30 years. Yet according to the CDC report quoted by Abramson,] 25 years of this gain are attributable to advances in public health. ... These include improvements such as sanitation, clean food and water, decent housing, good nutrition, higher standards of living, and widespread vaccinations.

by John Abramson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Contrary to what many people may think, the nation's children are faring better in many respects than they have in read more

Contrary to what many people may think, the nation's children are faring better in many respects than they have in previous years.

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