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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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It's definitely an advantage playing all our Sectional games here. It takes time, but eventually you realize it's the same read more

It's definitely an advantage playing all our Sectional games here. It takes time, but eventually you realize it's the same distance to the rim and you start to shoot the ball [well].

by David Alston Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Ronnie gave us the spark we needed. I think he's starting to understand what we're telling him. Hopefully, this was read more

Ronnie gave us the spark we needed. I think he's starting to understand what we're telling him. Hopefully, this was a glimpse of the future.

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It was her way of dealing with the grief. She was really venting when I was just sobbing.

It was her way of dealing with the grief. She was really venting when I was just sobbing.

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We've got the first generation of significantly educated people. There's a black middle class like never before.

We've got the first generation of significantly educated people. There's a black middle class like never before.

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They're very genuine, very humble. They really appreciate it.

They're very genuine, very humble. They really appreciate it.

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The real important part of returns isn't taking a number off a W-2 form and putting it in Box No. read more

The real important part of returns isn't taking a number off a W-2 form and putting it in Box No. 1, ... The real value is what's retained within the CPA firm -- the tax planning and the review.

by Mark Albrecht Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I tried that double axel too cautiously. Feeling tired at the last, I thought I would fall if I jumped read more

I tried that double axel too cautiously. Feeling tired at the last, I thought I would fall if I jumped hard. In the free skate, I'll do two triple axels and perform like I did in the Grand Prix Final.

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It is not enough to show people how to live better: there is a mandate for any group with enormous read more

It is not enough to show people how to live better: there is a mandate for any group with enormous powers of communication to show people how to be better. - "A Word to the Wizards".

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Over the long run, if costs of fuel stay high or go higher, then the higher costs will be reflected read more

Over the long run, if costs of fuel stay high or go higher, then the higher costs will be reflected at retail (level),

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