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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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We're here to endorse the plan of Kevin Helfer. We've read the plan, we like the plan and that's why read more

We're here to endorse the plan of Kevin Helfer. We've read the plan, we like the plan and that's why we're here.

by Donald Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There won't be a lot of police patrols. Runners will be out there with their teams and hopefully acting in read more

There won't be a lot of police patrols. Runners will be out there with their teams and hopefully acting in a safe manner.

by Mary Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This proves to the world that Iraqis are writing their own constitution. We want to be sure to write something read more

This proves to the world that Iraqis are writing their own constitution. We want to be sure to write something that keeps Iraq intact, in land and in people.

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Haven't you ever been using an operating system and said, 'Well, that's stupid, why do the menus look like that?'

Haven't you ever been using an operating system and said, 'Well, that's stupid, why do the menus look like that?'

by Larry Augustin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I have a respect for the people [American Indians], but I have a right to do what I'm doing.

I have a respect for the people [American Indians], but I have a right to do what I'm doing.

by Jay Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom read more

I got in trouble with the police, and that was a rude awakening. That was it. I'd seen the bottom of the pit, and it was time to scrape myself out of it.

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I'm extremely proud of the kids. We hit this road trip (East won at Green River 72-67 Friday) head on read more

I'm extremely proud of the kids. We hit this road trip (East won at Green River 72-67 Friday) head on and got two big wins. We played with as much intensity and we've had all year.

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He?s been a good friend of mine for many, many years now. I?m proud to say I was a member read more

He?s been a good friend of mine for many, many years now. I?m proud to say I was a member of the council that made him chief, and he served exceptionally well in that capacity. He was faithful in service to this city for many years, and I wish him all the success in the world with his retirement.

by James Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We're ecstatic that we got things off the ground.

We're ecstatic that we got things off the ground.

by Dennis Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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