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    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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It's an enjoyable experience to make a difference, ... They [volunteers] are actually getting dirty. They're using their hearts, their read more

It's an enjoyable experience to make a difference, ... They [volunteers] are actually getting dirty. They're using their hearts, their hands and their heads to make a difference.

by Chris Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We knew God was working on this.

We knew God was working on this.

by Ben Amerson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In my opinion, with all due respect to those in attendance, this is a Trojan horse for District 300,

In my opinion, with all due respect to those in attendance, this is a Trojan horse for District 300,

by Kenneth Arndt Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Some of our defencemen here in the first couple of games have been just outstanding,

Some of our defencemen here in the first couple of games have been just outstanding,

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The man had packed his suitcase and was ready to travel abroad to his holiday residence. Family members long thought read more

The man had packed his suitcase and was ready to travel abroad to his holiday residence. Family members long thought he was abroad. That was the reason the man could lie here so long before being found.

by Finn Abrahamsen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

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Our experience is that Wal-Mart is a company that cares about the community it serves and is willing to put read more

Our experience is that Wal-Mart is a company that cares about the community it serves and is willing to put itself on the line with major issues, not the least of which is bringing missing children home.

by Ernie Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

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Acting has been very useful to me.

Acting has been very useful to me.

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