I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.

In 12 years of playing, I've never been on a team that won a playoff game. That was awesome. They read more

In 12 years of playing, I've never been on a team that won a playoff game. That was awesome. They were singing the fight song. Cars were lined up in the grass out there. There must have been a thousand people around.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

They just had that one inning. That was a high school baseball inning. They got walks and errors and one read more

They just had that one inning. That was a high school baseball inning. They got walks and errors and one hit. You don't see a lot of teams stringing six and seven hits together to score runs.

All the officers, soldiers and security personnel are asked not to abide by these decisions and to consider them null read more

All the officers, soldiers and security personnel are asked not to abide by these decisions and to consider them null and void.

You have a religion, I have a relationship.

You have a religion, I have a relationship.

How can one review thousands and thousands of pages in just a matter of a few days? This court has read more

How can one review thousands and thousands of pages in just a matter of a few days? This court has been deliberating with the evidence for the past year, but it has been keeping it away from the defense, which is not fair.

We can play with anybody in the country.

We can play with anybody in the country.

For just when ideas fail, a word comes in to save the situation.

For just when ideas fail, a word comes in to save the situation.