A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing by it.

A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing by it.

We knew we had 90 minutes to find a goal but the first half was too hectic and we were read more

We knew we had 90 minutes to find a goal but the first half was too hectic and we were too nervous,

I didn't have a manager, I didn't have a band, I was just a songwriter. But I needed to get read more

I didn't have a manager, I didn't have a band, I was just a songwriter. But I needed to get my foot in the door, so I took the dollar.

The cameras will be recorded 24 hours a day, seven days a week and will cover exterior doors that are read more

The cameras will be recorded 24 hours a day, seven days a week and will cover exterior doors that are designated as entrances to residence halls.

The cynic in me says they want to lock him up and maybe squeeze him to get him to say read more

The cynic in me says they want to lock him up and maybe squeeze him to get him to say something. I don't know what it is they expect him to say. Anytime they called to talk to him, he did.

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about read more

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him.

They both take a playful look at the world.

They both take a playful look at the world.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

We were clearly underdogs coming into the series and now we are 1-0 up in the final. We believe in read more

We were clearly underdogs coming into the series and now we are 1-0 up in the final. We believe in ourselves.