I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head.

I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head.

You mean the producer is the guy who was telling me, 'Move along, sir, three feet from the rail?' ... read more

You mean the producer is the guy who was telling me, 'Move along, sir, three feet from the rail?' ... I want someone with musical experience to tell me that I (stink).

Keep working hard and you can get anything that you want. If God gave you the talent, you should go read more

Keep working hard and you can get anything that you want. If God gave you the talent, you should go for it. But don't think it's going to be easy. It's hard!

I think he's going to be All-Big Ten. He's a great player. I really enjoy going against A.Q. because he read more

I think he's going to be All-Big Ten. He's a great player. I really enjoy going against A.Q. because he can make me better and I can make him better.

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact read more

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

I heard the expectations about this staff coming into the season. But I feel like this staff is just as read more

I heard the expectations about this staff coming into the season. But I feel like this staff is just as good as it was last year.

From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me.

From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me.

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got read more

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got this place, and it's worth all the crap.

It is a cop-out to say 'it was one of those things' because the players are better than that. They read more

It is a cop-out to say 'it was one of those things' because the players are better than that. They are not lacking ability but today they lacked application.