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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there read more

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

by Isabel Allende Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's not a shortage of money -- that's just an excuse. It's just a sloppy system.

It's not a shortage of money -- that's just an excuse. It's just a sloppy system.

by Carl Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I figured, if they're going to do that, ... I'd throw in a surge, too.

I figured, if they're going to do that, ... I'd throw in a surge, too.

by Mark Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He played a short while after it, but then it started swelling and it got really painful. Thankfully, our trainers read more

He played a short while after it, but then it started swelling and it got really painful. Thankfully, our trainers recognized what it was early enough and we got him to a hospital.

by Gary Agnew Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If I would have backed up a foot, I'd have been out of her way.

If I would have backed up a foot, I'd have been out of her way.

by Dale Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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One party is aggrieved and is seeking redress. I hope he will accept whatever result is obtained from the outcome read more

One party is aggrieved and is seeking redress. I hope he will accept whatever result is obtained from the outcome of the investigation and he has agreed to that.

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I'd like the chance to do a little more performing before I become too old.

I'd like the chance to do a little more performing before I become too old.

by Alfred Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When the FedEx guy showed up with the medal, I was so excited.

When the FedEx guy showed up with the medal, I was so excited.

by Gayle Alvarez Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We are deeply saddened to hear of the many victims caught in the devastating path of the hurricane. So many read more

We are deeply saddened to hear of the many victims caught in the devastating path of the hurricane. So many people have been adversely affected by this natural disaster, and our benefit poker tournament is the least we can do to help ease the pain of those who were most affected.

by Calvin Ayre Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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