Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be read more

Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

No one expects the goalkeeper to make the save.

No one expects the goalkeeper to make the save.

The camp was stormed about 4 a.m. this morning. They were repelled by Bangladeshi soldiers ... I know there are read more

The camp was stormed about 4 a.m. this morning. They were repelled by Bangladeshi soldiers ... I know there are four from among the attackers (who were killed).

When I arrived in London 11 years ago, restaurant service was terrible. It's getting better every year. Americans tend to read more

When I arrived in London 11 years ago, restaurant service was terrible. It's getting better every year. Americans tend to be over-the-top about complaining.

We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

But the bullpen did a great job and my teammates helped me out.

But the bullpen did a great job and my teammates helped me out.

It was obvious we were stalling like a hurricane in the middle of the ocean, ... not going anywhere, so read more

It was obvious we were stalling like a hurricane in the middle of the ocean, ... not going anywhere, so why not give the young guys a shot?

A man who dictates separates himself from others. Somalia

A man who dictates separates himself from others. Somalia