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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
I had rather be right than be President.
I had rather be right than be President.
will insure that you will never serve a dried-out, hard, tasteless pork chop again and your pork loin roasts will read more
will insure that you will never serve a dried-out, hard, tasteless pork chop again and your pork loin roasts will be juicy and tender.
I would suspect that, come next spring, we'll put the final touches on it, clean it up and be ready read more
I would suspect that, come next spring, we'll put the final touches on it, clean it up and be ready to play.
If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.
If you want a symbolic gesture, don't burn the flag; wash it.
Illinois is fortunate to have several other pork processing plants that are considered assets to their community. IPPA has maintained read more
Illinois is fortunate to have several other pork processing plants that are considered assets to their community. IPPA has maintained a good relationship with these existing facilities and plans to continue to foster those partnerships.
Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.
Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.
The Japanese economy is turning around, as evidenced by the machine tool orders. If signs of growth in the economy read more
The Japanese economy is turning around, as evidenced by the machine tool orders. If signs of growth in the economy continue, eventually they (Japan) will depart from the zero interest rate policy.