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    The first two months I imagined Godzilla, ... Then I got bored of that and I imagined different things. What if my agent was that big? What if my dog was that big?

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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

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… We want you to know that we recognize your hard work and compassion on behalf of the children and read more

… We want you to know that we recognize your hard work and compassion on behalf of the children and the families you have affected. We commend your commitment, determination and professional expertise.

by Ernie Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It takes people to run a city. And they are expensive.

It takes people to run a city. And they are expensive.

by Matt Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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All failures - neurotics, psychotics, criminals, drunkards, problem children, suicides, perverts, and prostitutes - are failures because they are lacking read more

All failures - neurotics, psychotics, criminals, drunkards, problem children, suicides, perverts, and prostitutes - are failures because they are lacking in social interest

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We came out kind of slow. We kept our composure, and we stayed in the game with them.

We came out kind of slow. We kept our composure, and we stayed in the game with them.

by Marques Alston Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I said 'no.' I would vote 'no,' ... I am reminded of Rogers firefighters who were stuck in a hotel read more

I said 'no.' I would vote 'no,' ... I am reminded of Rogers firefighters who were stuck in a hotel room a few weeks ago. Our taxpayer dollars are to take care of our taxpayers here in Benton County ... I work for Habitat for Humanity, so I do not have a cold heart. I am just trying to be conscientious.

by Bill Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We earned this tonight, not with great soccer, but with very hard work.

We earned this tonight, not with great soccer, but with very hard work.

by Dick Advocaat Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They used to throw this stuff away.

They used to throw this stuff away.

by Leo Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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She goes by 'Chris,' not 'Christine,' in her everyday life. Calling her Christine would be like using 'William Jefferson Clinton' read more

She goes by 'Chris,' not 'Christine,' in her everyday life. Calling her Christine would be like using 'William Jefferson Clinton' instead of Bill Clinton. 'Christine' is just more formal. She says that's what her mother called her when she got in trouble.

by Holly Armstrong Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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