An epic is not made by piecing together a set of heroic lays, adjusting their discrepancies and making them into read more

An epic is not made by piecing together a set of heroic lays, adjusting their discrepancies and making them into a continuous narrative.

Most communities are under the false impression that if a sex offender moves into the neighborhood, law enforcement would knock read more

Most communities are under the false impression that if a sex offender moves into the neighborhood, law enforcement would knock on their door, but that's just not the case.

They are hard to get because not only were there four major hurricanes last year, but also winter storms this read more

They are hard to get because not only were there four major hurricanes last year, but also winter storms this year caused great demand across the country. Manufacturers are producing them as fast as possible.

You three (county commissioners) sitting here have the power to end this today, but you won't,

You three (county commissioners) sitting here have the power to end this today, but you won't,

We didn't get it together in the first half. In the second, Real came at us but we fortunately played read more

We didn't get it together in the first half. In the second, Real came at us but we fortunately played better. We may have won but, to be fair, we didn't play well.

And New York needs no explanation. I mean, if you come from Sandusky, Ohio or West New York, New Jersey, read more

And New York needs no explanation. I mean, if you come from Sandusky, Ohio or West New York, New Jersey, you have to start explaining.

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am.

We had turnovers on five of six possessions against Old Mill. We've had trouble getting over that loss and we're read more

We had turnovers on five of six possessions against Old Mill. We've had trouble getting over that loss and we're trying to re-establish ourselves.

To be honest, we've had no complaints from people with disabilities about being unable to vote with our current voting read more

To be honest, we've had no complaints from people with disabilities about being unable to vote with our current voting system.