I'm really not an invalid.

I'm really not an invalid.

A child enters your home and makes so much noise for twenty years that you can hardly stand it: then read more

A child enters your home and makes so much noise for twenty years that you can hardly stand it: then departs leaving the house so silent that you think you will go mad

This is the first time I have seen an entire state create task forces to reduce registration failure. I have read more

This is the first time I have seen an entire state create task forces to reduce registration failure. I have not seen such an improvement . . . as I have in Illinois.

The promoter called and said, 'What should we do?' People were calling to say they were sure it was canceled, read more

The promoter called and said, 'What should we do?' People were calling to say they were sure it was canceled, but I thought that to have a public event that night would be a good idea.

What the hell? He's famous.

What the hell? He's famous.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

I think Sean Burke in the last three or four years is a top five guy. When you watch his read more

I think Sean Burke in the last three or four years is a top five guy. When you watch his save percentage in the last four years, it's at the top of the NHL. His game is so good. He is such a good pure stopper of the puck. There is no doubt he is one of the top in the NHL right now.

She dominates pretty much everywhere she goes. She's hard to hit. She's probably the best in the district.

She dominates pretty much everywhere she goes. She's hard to hit. She's probably the best in the district.

They were pounding on me, but that's nothing new. I've come to expect it every game.

They were pounding on me, but that's nothing new. I've come to expect it every game.