The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

How is the government going to run without people like us? We make 35 percent of the bread in this read more

How is the government going to run without people like us? We make 35 percent of the bread in this country, and that much of the margarine, and cooking oil, and all the other things.

Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you read more

Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him, and to let him know that you trust him. - Up from Slavery.

I think we were very nervous to start the game. I think (it helped) having a pitcher like Pat just read more

I think we were very nervous to start the game. I think (it helped) having a pitcher like Pat just taking control from the start, and then we started getting comfortable and playing well.

This is an all-out vindication for Michael Jackson and his supporters.

This is an all-out vindication for Michael Jackson and his supporters.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, read more

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.

I feel that the truth will come soon. He will be a free man soon.

I feel that the truth will come soon. He will be a free man soon.

We just needed to get the ball to go in the basket maybe in the first and second quarter a read more

We just needed to get the ball to go in the basket maybe in the first and second quarter a little more. A couple of shots here or there. Then maybe if we can make a run, it could have been a little different.