Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream.

Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream.

The South Wind
has for the evening
donned
jasmine scent.

The South Wind
has for the evening
donned
jasmine scent.

Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the read more

Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound, why try read more

Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese?

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a read more

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.