I dress for women and I undress for men.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Handsome is that handsome does.

The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country.

The best-dressed woman is one whose clothes wouldn't look too strange in the country.

Do not trust to the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you and I were going to read more

Do not trust to the cheering, for those persons would shout as much if you and I were going to be hanged.

If there is a single quality that is shared by all great men, it is vanity. But I mean by read more

If there is a single quality that is shared by all great men, it is vanity. But I mean by "vanity" only that they appreciate their own worth. Without this kind of vanity they would not be great. And with vanity alone, of course, a man is nothing.

Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the read more

Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.

Appearances are a glimpse of the unseen.

Appearances are a glimpse of the unseen.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.