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I realized it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it's probably the only time I will ever play there. I had read more
I realized it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it's probably the only time I will ever play there. I had so much fun. When I got up there and realized where I was and thought about all the famous musicians who played there  it gave me chills.
Will it be fun? Of course, man. Jack is Jack and we haven't seen him in a while. But there's read more
Will it be fun? Of course, man. Jack is Jack and we haven't seen him in a while. But there's one big difference in this clubhouse. You don't catch a whiff of cigar smoke anymore.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably read more
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
She didn't ask for this. It was a public safety issue and she just wanted to eliminate any perception of read more
She didn't ask for this. It was a public safety issue and she just wanted to eliminate any perception of an ethical breach.
I've been introducing them to adults for 30 years. It's not that it's not for kids, but the idea that read more
I've been introducing them to adults for 30 years. It's not that it's not for kids, but the idea that they're only for kids.
Worldly things were of little meaning. She lived for hamburgers, ice cream, pencil and paper.
Worldly things were of little meaning. She lived for hamburgers, ice cream, pencil and paper.
World oil markets are fundamentally tight.
World oil markets are fundamentally tight.
I'm getting a trainer. But not to lose anything, because I like being a little thicker!
I'm getting a trainer. But not to lose anything, because I like being a little thicker!
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.