Splitting up the portfolio is more than an accounting measure. I've handled cases where the portfolios were really diverse. If read more

Splitting up the portfolio is more than an accounting measure. I've handled cases where the portfolios were really diverse. If I hadn't stepped in, the wife would have been stuck with capital gains that she had no clue about.

I'm trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.

I'm trying to sell every audience something; that something is me.

The helicopter didn't transmit any kind of distress call that we know of.

The helicopter didn't transmit any kind of distress call that we know of.

I'm hoping to make a new thing for the world that remains in the mind like a new species of read more

I'm hoping to make a new thing for the world that remains in the mind like a new species of living thing.

The biggest story of the year is clearly the record-breaking hurricane season.

The biggest story of the year is clearly the record-breaking hurricane season.

It's difficult to survive on this wicket with the new ball, but after it gets old it's easy to play read more

It's difficult to survive on this wicket with the new ball, but after it gets old it's easy to play your shots.

right before you came, I almost completely tipped over like a board -- 'Timber!'

right before you came, I almost completely tipped over like a board -- 'Timber!'

There were no civilian or firefighter injuries.

There were no civilian or firefighter injuries.

I enjoy talking to you more than anybody else because I never feel I am giving myself away and so read more

I enjoy talking to you more than anybody else because I never feel I am giving myself away and so can admit to shady, dishonest, crawling, cowardly, unjust, arrogant, snobbish, lecherous, perverted and generally shameful feelings that I don't want anybody else to know about; but most of all because I am always on the verge of violent laughter when talking to you.If you were here, I keep thinking, we would spend the time in talk and drink and smoke and I should be laughing a lot of the time, and I should be enjoying myself a lot of the time.