Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.

There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth.

There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

I dress for women and I undress for men.

The people recognize themselves in their commodities; they find their soul in their automobile, hi-fi set, split-level home, kitchen equipment.

The people recognize themselves in their commodities; they find their soul in their automobile, hi-fi set, split-level home, kitchen equipment.

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have read more

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.

Appearances are a glimpse of the unseen.

Appearances are a glimpse of the unseen.