We recruited him to come here and play football, not to look cute. He's been doing that ever since Day read more

We recruited him to come here and play football, not to look cute. He's been doing that ever since Day One.

They try to put all the information on the Web site.

They try to put all the information on the Web site.

I think it tastes like a circus peanut.

I think it tastes like a circus peanut.

And Then We Kiss ... Fantasy.

And Then We Kiss ... Fantasy.

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only read more

My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]

I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails

I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails

Who can complain about somebody that gets elected, when nobody went and voted for him? If you don't like the read more

Who can complain about somebody that gets elected, when nobody went and voted for him? If you don't like the Democrats, pick you a Republican. Pick somebody. Get off the couch and go vote.

That rigging slipped down underneath that horse as I came off and I was dragged once and a half times read more

That rigging slipped down underneath that horse as I came off and I was dragged once and a half times around the arena. I was looking up at the belly of that horse the whole way.

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for read more

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it,