There's never a new fashion but it's old. - The Canterbury Tales.

There's never a new fashion but it's old. - The Canterbury Tales.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a read more

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.

Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.

Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess.

Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream.

Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream.

You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day read more

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.