A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's read more

A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No, that's trend!'

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for read more

There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.

I'm only 45, you always think you have something to offer and with someone like Kevin Sheedy, you'd certainly look read more

I'm only 45, you always think you have something to offer and with someone like Kevin Sheedy, you'd certainly look at it.

They may migrate in a direction, either up or down, depending on which bank becomes the lead on the consumer read more

They may migrate in a direction, either up or down, depending on which bank becomes the lead on the consumer side.

We'll have signs showing the way, and students also will be available to direct people to the choir room.

We'll have signs showing the way, and students also will be available to direct people to the choir room.

Molly is an awesome player. It's a fun thing just to watch her play. We made sure there was always read more

Molly is an awesome player. It's a fun thing just to watch her play. We made sure there was always someone marking her. Getting the lead allowed us a little more latitude, but we had to play full out for 80 minutes.

It's an insult to be just a great cover guy. I really think Deion Sanders set defensive-back play back. All read more

It's an insult to be just a great cover guy. I really think Deion Sanders set defensive-back play back. All he would do is cover people and not strike anybody.

His pitch count went a little high because of the first couple of innings. We were hoping he could get read more

His pitch count went a little high because of the first couple of innings. We were hoping he could get the win, but we don't want to burn him out because that could carry over the next start.

We're hoping if the dumpling-eating challenge is successful, ... it will make our event the premier dumpling-eating event in the read more

We're hoping if the dumpling-eating challenge is successful, ... it will make our event the premier dumpling-eating event in the New York area, sort of like what Coney Island is to Nathan's.