As large as life, and twice as natural.

As large as life, and twice as natural.

There is one advantage to having nothing, it never needs repair.

There is one advantage to having nothing, it never needs repair.

It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting read more

It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet; cars that I just parked, and the dust would just build up on them.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they've gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short read more

My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they've gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short screen time.

There is no such thing as a moral dress. It's people who are moral or immoral.

There is no such thing as a moral dress. It's people who are moral or immoral.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like
unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, read more

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like
unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward,
but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances

By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.

By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.