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    Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.

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This is a better option than having to go to Colombia,

This is a better option than having to go to Colombia,

by Graham Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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But you have signed an agreement with the Russians! They will sell us oil.

But you have signed an agreement with the Russians! They will sell us oil.

by Atsuko Abe Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We have a tough stretch ahead of us. I have no reason to believe they'll approach it any other way read more

We have a tough stretch ahead of us. I have no reason to believe they'll approach it any other way than they have the first half of the season. I am surprised they've done this well so soon.

by Gary Anders Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You can't defend the indefensible - anything you say sounds self-serving and hypocritical.

You can't defend the indefensible - anything you say sounds self-serving and hypocritical.

by Diane Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The U.S. is our biggest (oil export) customer. PDVSA is simply responding to that client the way any company should.

The U.S. is our biggest (oil export) customer. PDVSA is simply responding to that client the way any company should.

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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

by Fred Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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From our standpoint things have run pretty smoothly. We had all those bikes riding around in the rain (Saturday) night. read more

From our standpoint things have run pretty smoothly. We had all those bikes riding around in the rain (Saturday) night. I would have anticipated more accidents.

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Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off read more

Saturday Night Live was fun, really really fun. The changing lady was so quick, she almost tore my arm off after the opening monolouge.

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Zoilus, why do you delight in using a whole pound weight of gold for the setting of a stone, and read more

Zoilus, why do you delight in using a whole pound weight of gold for the setting of a stone, and thus burying your poor sardonyx? Such rings are more suited to your legs the weight is too great for fingers

by Marcus Aurelius Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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