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    Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th'ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward. - "Mr. Dooley's Opinions", 1900.

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Iraq, after the fall of Saddam Hussein, is not considered as a threat to its neighbors and the entire region.

Iraq, after the fall of Saddam Hussein, is not considered as a threat to its neighbors and the entire region.

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Our biggest accomplishment has been to consistently hit timeline commitments.

Our biggest accomplishment has been to consistently hit timeline commitments.

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Realize what causes hearing loss and use common sense. If you're exposed to loud sounds, use ear protection.

Realize what causes hearing loss and use common sense. If you're exposed to loud sounds, use ear protection.

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He could eat, especially if it was Jack-in the Box. He really loved the big ultimate cheeseburgers and could easily read more

He could eat, especially if it was Jack-in the Box. He really loved the big ultimate cheeseburgers and could easily eat three.

by Bobby Anglin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I wanted real kids. I didn't want Hollywood kids doing weird accents.

I wanted real kids. I didn't want Hollywood kids doing weird accents.

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We knew what we were up against, but we were going to go down fighting. Hopefully people back home remember read more

We knew what we were up against, but we were going to go down fighting. Hopefully people back home remember that we got this far. We've got nothing to be ashamed about.

by John Atkinson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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At his age, he is outstanding. He's got that speed and he's got those quick legs.

At his age, he is outstanding. He's got that speed and he's got those quick legs.

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My vagina can't give a monologue!

My vagina can't give a monologue!

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For several years, people weren't quite sure what fantasy football was. But the NFL did a survey two years ago read more

For several years, people weren't quite sure what fantasy football was. But the NFL did a survey two years ago where they found out the people who play fantasy football actually are their season-ticket holders. So now we've turned a corner from, 'Is this gambling?' to the realization that, 'Hey, this a fun hobby played by a lot of our fans.' And for the most part, it's bragging rights -- not money -- that people are after in fantasy football.

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