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    Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.

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Lovers eminent in love Ever diversities combine; The vocal chords of the cushat-dove, The snake's articulated spine. Such elective elements read more

Lovers eminent in love Ever diversities combine; The vocal chords of the cushat-dove, The snake's articulated spine. Such elective elements Educate the eye and lip With one's refreshing innocence, The other's claim to scholarship. The serpent's knowledge of the world Learn, and the dove's more naïve charm; Whether your ringlets should be curled, And why he likes his claret warm.

by Elinor Wylie Found in: Love Quotes,
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Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

by Ben Hecht Found in: Love Quotes,
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One is never too old to yearn.

One is never too old to yearn.

by Italian Proverb Found in: Love Quotes,
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

by Robert A. Heinlein Found in: Love Quotes,
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Love is not getting, but giving, not a wild dream of pleasure, and madness of desire— ... it is goodness, read more

Love is not getting, but giving, not a wild dream of pleasure, and madness of desire— ... it is goodness, and honor, and peace and pure living.

by Henry Van Dyke Found in: Love Quotes,
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Trouble is part of your life - if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you read more

Trouble is part of your life - if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

by Dinah Shore Found in: Love Quotes,
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I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred read more

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Love Quotes,
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Driven by the forces of love, the fragments of the world seek each other so that the world may come read more

Driven by the forces of love, the fragments of the world seek each other so that the world may come to being.rn

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