Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.

Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his read more

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor

(On what her longevity is attributed to) Red meat and gin.

(On what her longevity is attributed to) Red meat and gin.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important.

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

A wife is your life, you married her couse your white.

A wife is your life, you married her couse your white.

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.