My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding read more

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

All married women are not wives.

All married women are not wives.

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle read more

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the read more

Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the game, an hour may be a year, a single day's work an achievement for eternity.

(On what her longevity is attributed to) Red meat and gin.

(On what her longevity is attributed to) Red meat and gin.

Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.

Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.