Keep breathing.

Keep breathing.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

How do you live a long life? "Take a two- mile walk every morning before breakfast."

How do you live a long life? "Take a two- mile walk every morning before breakfast."

LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding read more

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his read more

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym read more

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.