You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. -Joe E. Lewis.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. -Joe E. Lewis.

I know that there are a lot of people out there with stories far worse than mine but you, too, read more

I know that there are a lot of people out there with stories far worse than mine but you, too, can make it. To those of you who have, welcome to life. I celebrate you.

The only mistake in life is the lesson not learned.

The only mistake in life is the lesson not learned.

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and best of all, you read more

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. -Ashleigh Brilliant.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. -Ashleigh Brilliant.

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings.

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.