Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.

Liberals tend to put the onus of your success on society and conservatives on you and your family.

Liberals seem to assume that, if you don't believe in their particular political solutions, then you don't really care about read more

Liberals seem to assume that, if you don't believe in their particular political solutions, then you don't really care about the people that they claim to want to help

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side

The Liberals have many tails, and chase them all

The Liberals have many tails, and chase them all

If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.

If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to read more

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.

Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear.