The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I love you, but I love myself more.

I love you, but I love myself more.

To me, he's a hero, ... He's not polite. He's not someone you want to take home to meet your read more

To me, he's a hero, ... He's not polite. He's not someone you want to take home to meet your mother, necessarily. This is a guy in search of truth. Incidentally, that truth one day could save your life or the life of someone you love. That's a heroic thing.

Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!

Oh my God, she's fashion road-kill!

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't read more

Maybe we like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I stop.

Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real

Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving read more

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.