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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more
Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
The animal made by human commitee
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow
and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth
© S N Shriver.
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect read more
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.
Why do blacks identify with the Christian religion
of their oppressors?
Source: Diane Rehm Show guest.
The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.
The rain in the Ukraine
falls mainly
not on the plains.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.
In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of read more
In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him.
A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.
A mistake is a Buddhist gift.
Director Terry Gilliam to Robin Williams.