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Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many read more

Tom Delay did bugs exterminate
before he did kid soldiers terminate.
Kissinger's Bremer has not been forthright
about how many died in the last fortnight.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

The privilege of absurdity, to which no living creature is subject but men only.

by Thomas Hobbes Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in read more

61 died that day in the 1st infantry..in Vietnam..
two? rows of body bags.. the fruit of war...drying in the sun.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created read more

Alec Issignois said a camel was a horse
made by a committee.. but a camel is an animal created by
God to adapt to deserts made by treekilling human beings
The animal made by human commitee
had pickled pigs' feet .. the pigs now had no feet ..
frog's legs ...the frogs now had no legs
chicken's thighs... the chickens now had no thighs
lamb's ribs .. the lamb now had no ribs
turkey's breasts.. the turkey's chest was carved
sheep's eyes which watched the devourers
calf brains which contained Mad Cow
and God sent angels
to wipe all violence from the earth
from this day forth
© S N Shriver.

by S N Shriver Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion

Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion

by Pierce Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Do what good thou canst unknown, and be not vain of what ought rather to be felt than seen.

Do what good thou canst unknown, and be not vain of what ought rather to be felt than seen.

by William Penn Found in: Ostentation Quotes,
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That which is given with pride and ostentation is rather an ambition than a bounty.

That which is given with pride and ostentation is rather an ambition than a bounty.

by Seneca Found in: Ostentation Quotes,
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It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect read more

It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.

by Percy Johnston Found in: Absurdity Quotes,
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Talent, like beauty, to be pardoned, must be obscure and unostentatious.

Talent, like beauty, to be pardoned, must be obscure and unostentatious.

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