In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since read more

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best.
But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on
my bass playing abilities.".

Professionalism is knowing how to do it, when to do it, and doing it.

Professionalism is knowing how to do it, when to do it, and doing it.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

The last suit that you wear, you don't need any pockets.

The last suit that you wear, you don't need any pockets.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the
real with the ideal never goes read more

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the
real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to
it, if you throw your read more

Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to
it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along too.

The basic rule of free enterprise: You must give in order to get.

The basic rule of free enterprise: You must give in order to get.

The nice thing about teamwork is that you always have others on your side.

The nice thing about teamwork is that you always have others on your side.

I think and that is all that I am.

I think and that is all that I am.