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    Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread. When
    the judgement day comes, God will find six crumbs. Stooping by the coffin
    lid waiting for something to rise as the something's always did. Imagine
    His surprise, bellowing above the general noise, "Where is Effie? She
    was dead." Back to God in a tiny voice: "My name's Maybe."
    The first crumb said. The number two crumb picked up the song.
    "Might, I'm called. I've done no wrong." Cried the third crumb,
    "I am Should. Here's our little brother Could and my big sister
    Would. Don't punish us for we've been good." And the last crumb, with
    some shame, whispered unto God, "My name is Must and with the others,
    we've been Effie, who isn't alive and never was. Cross the threshold have
    no dread. Lift the sheet back in this way.

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There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.

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You could afford your house without the government-if it weren't for
the government.

You could afford your house without the government-if it weren't for
the government.

by Rush Limbaugh Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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The more intensely we feel about an idea or a goal, the more assuredly
the idea, buried deep in our read more

The more intensely we feel about an idea or a goal, the more assuredly
the idea, buried deep in our subconscious, will direct us along the path
to its fulfillment.

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Success requires first expending ten units of effort to produce one
unit of results. Your momentum will then produce ten read more

Success requires first expending ten units of effort to produce one
unit of results. Your momentum will then produce ten units of results with
each unit of effort.

by Charles Givens Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Let the beauty of what you love, be what you do.

Let the beauty of what you love, be what you do.

by Rumi Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Today, you have 100% of your life left.

Today, you have 100% of your life left.

by Tom Hopkins Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Often people attempt to live their lives backwards: they try to have
more things, or more money, in order to read more

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards: they try to have
more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want to they
will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first
be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what
you want.

by Margaret Young Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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We can help others in the world more by making the most of yourself than
in any other way.

We can help others in the world more by making the most of yourself than
in any other way.

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Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only
thing.

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only
thing.

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