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    Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread. When
    the judgement day comes, God will find six crumbs. Stooping by the coffin
    lid waiting for something to rise as the something's always did. Imagine
    His surprise, bellowing above the general noise, "Where is Effie? She
    was dead." Back to God in a tiny voice: "My name's Maybe."
    The first crumb said. The number two crumb picked up the song.
    "Might, I'm called. I've done no wrong." Cried the third crumb,
    "I am Should. Here's our little brother Could and my big sister
    Would. Don't punish us for we've been good." And the last crumb, with
    some shame, whispered unto God, "My name is Must and with the others,
    we've been Effie, who isn't alive and never was. Cross the threshold have
    no dread. Lift the sheet back in this way.

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Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

by Albert Einstein Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our
walking is our preaching.

It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our
walking is our preaching.

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What is to give light must endure the burning.

What is to give light must endure the burning.

by Victor Frankl Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.

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Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Failing to plan is planning to fail.

by Allen Lakein Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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The mechanics of industry is easy. The real engine is the people : Their motivation and direction.

The mechanics of industry is easy. The real engine is the people : Their motivation and direction.

by Ken Gilbert Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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We need to give ourselves permission to act out our dreams and visions, not look for more sensations, more phenomena, read more

We need to give ourselves permission to act out our dreams and visions, not look for more sensations, more phenomena, but live our strongest dreams -- even if it takes a lifetime.

by Vijali Hamilton Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.

Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.

by Euripides Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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If you don't set a baseline standard for what you'll accept in life,
you'll find it's easy to slip into read more

If you don't set a baseline standard for what you'll accept in life,
you'll find it's easy to slip into behaviors and attitudes or a quality of
life that's far below what you deserve.

by Anthony Robbins Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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