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    Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his
    limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because,
    you see, humor is truth.

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The Three great mysteries: air to a bird, water to a fish, mankind to
himself.

The Three great mysteries: air to a bird, water to a fish, mankind to
himself.

by Hindu Proverb Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know
how seldom they do.

We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know
how seldom they do.

by Olin Miller Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

by Confucius Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread. When
the judgement day comes, God will find six read more

Here is little Effie's head. Her brains are made of gingerbread. When
the judgement day comes, God will find six crumbs. Stooping by the coffin
lid waiting for something to rise as the something's always did. Imagine
His surprise, bellowing above the general noise, "Where is Effie? She
was dead." Back to God in a tiny voice: "My name's Maybe."
The first crumb said. The number two crumb picked up the song.
"Might, I'm called. I've done no wrong." Cried the third crumb,
"I am Should. Here's our little brother Could and my big sister
Would. Don't punish us for we've been good." And the last crumb, with
some shame, whispered unto God, "My name is Must and with the others,
we've been Effie, who isn't alive and never was. Cross the threshold have
no dread. Lift the sheet back in this way.

by E. E. Cummings Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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A man must drive his energy, not be driven by it.

A man must drive his energy, not be driven by it.

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Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win.

Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win.

by Bobby Knight Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

by Norman Douglas Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top read more

Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up s.

by Peter Davies Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Playing safe is only playing.

Playing safe is only playing.

by Chuck Olson Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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