I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state.

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state.

I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful read more

I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.

I don't have anything against work. I just figure, why
deprive somebody who really loves it.

I don't have anything against work. I just figure, why
deprive somebody who really loves it.

Honest men esteem and value nothing so much in this world as a real friend. Such a one is as read more

Honest men esteem and value nothing so much in this world as a real friend. Such a one is as it were another self, to whom we impart our most secret thoughts, who partakes of our joy, and comforts us in our affliction; add to this, that his company is an everlasting pleasure to us.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should
be-because sooner or later, if you're read more

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should
be-because sooner or later, if you're posing, you will forget the pose and
then where are you?.

In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying
to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying
to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success.

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success.

Lawyers-a profession it is to disguise matters.

Lawyers-a profession it is to disguise matters.