You will get good attention and people will be more inclined to listen
to you if you can make a read more

You will get good attention and people will be more inclined to listen
to you if you can make a statement whereby their response is, "No
Shit!" or at least, "No kidding!".

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

Tough times never last but tough people do.

Tough times never last but tough people do.

In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.

In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.

Men stumble over pebbles, never over mountains.

Men stumble over pebbles, never over mountains.

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

I don't know that there are any short cuts to doing a good job.

I don't know that there are any short cuts to doing a good job.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models read more

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed.