POINT OF VIEW
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
Christmas dinner's dark and blue
When you stop and try to see it
From the turkey's point of view.
Sunday dinner isn't sunny
Easter feasts are just bad luck
When you see it from the viewpoint
Of a chicken or a duck.
Oh how I once loved tuna salad
Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
Till I stopped and looked at dinner
From the dinner's point of view.
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We all know there is blood in meat
(USDA hearings in Senate Ag committee).
We all know there is blood in meat
(USDA hearings in Senate Ag committee).
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.
Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.
Abstinence is easier than temperance
Abstinence is easier than temperance
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else
I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more
I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.
Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.
