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    POINT OF VIEW
    Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
    Christmas dinner's dark and blue
    When you stop and try to see it
    From the turkey's point of view.
    Sunday dinner isn't sunny
    Easter feasts are just bad luck
    When you see it from the viewpoint
    Of a chicken or a duck.
    Oh how I once loved tuna salad
    Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
    Till I stopped and looked at dinner
    From the dinner's point of view.

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Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.

Abstinence and fasting cure many a complaint.

by Danish Proverb Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder for someone else

by Dennis Wolfberg Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.

Reborn, Sappho
wears monks' saffron.

by Saiom Shriver Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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"meat produced under current factory farming conditions
(which transgress Jewish prohibitions against cruelty to animals) render the eating of such read more

"meat produced under current factory farming conditions
(which transgress Jewish prohibitions against cruelty to animals) render the eating of such meat, halachically unacceptable (i.e. unacceptable in terms of
Jewish law.)"

by Rabbi David Rosen Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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It is difficult to talk and to do yogic breathing exercises
at the same time. Kissing, talking, eating, breathing..
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It is difficult to talk and to do yogic breathing exercises
at the same time. Kissing, talking, eating, breathing..
must drive carefully in each others' corridors.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Abstinence is easier than temperance

Abstinence is easier than temperance

by Seneca Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature.

by Charles Dickens Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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Every egg represents 32 hours of jail for a chicken
kept in a 3 ft by 1 ft cage, debeaked.

Every egg represents 32 hours of jail for a chicken
kept in a 3 ft by 1 ft cage, debeaked.

by Art Margolis Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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