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    POINT OF VIEW
    Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
    Christmas dinner's dark and blue
    When you stop and try to see it
    From the turkey's point of view.
    Sunday dinner isn't sunny
    Easter feasts are just bad luck
    When you see it from the viewpoint
    Of a chicken or a duck.
    Oh how I once loved tuna salad
    Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
    Till I stopped and looked at dinner
    From the dinner's point of view.

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