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    POINT OF VIEW
    Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless
    Christmas dinner's dark and blue
    When you stop and try to see it
    From the turkey's point of view.
    Sunday dinner isn't sunny
    Easter feasts are just bad luck
    When you see it from the viewpoint
    Of a chicken or a duck.
    Oh how I once loved tuna salad
    Pork and lobsters, lamb chops too
    Till I stopped and looked at dinner
    From the dinner's point of view.

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Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

Abstinence is as easy to me, as temperance would be difficult.

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Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

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Abstinence is easier than temperance

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It is difficult to talk and to do yogic breathing exercises
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Abstinence is the surety of temperance

Abstinence is the surety of temperance

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I'd hate to be a teetotaller. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going read more

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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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If a man earnestly seeks a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from animal food.

If a man earnestly seeks a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from animal food.

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