To make pleasures pleasant shorten them.

To make pleasures pleasant shorten them.

Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.

Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he read more

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in again.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person -- they have a plan, an ideology, no read more

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person -- they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

As clouds are blown away by the wind, the thirst for material pleasures will be driven away by the utterance read more

As clouds are blown away by the wind, the thirst for material pleasures will be driven away by the utterance of the Lord's name.

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.

The love received is the love that is saved.

The love received is the love that is saved.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.