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This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I read more
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION – that load, we're only talking about one load – connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fucking breakfast?!"
Homosexuality, is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded read more
Homosexuality, is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce."
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys read more
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. read more
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic read more
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.
Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.
As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.
As regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.
The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.
The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.
