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Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

by Stephen Fry Found in Home Quotes,

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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Home is the most popular, and will be the most enduring of all earthly establishments.

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There's nothing half so pleasant as coming home again.

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There is no place more delightful than one's own fireside.
[Lat., Nullus est locus domestica sede jucundior.]

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"Home" is any four walls that enclose the right person.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Home Quotes,

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I've read in many a novel, that unless they've souls that
grovel--
Folks prefer in fact a hovel read more

I've read in many a novel, that unless they've souls that
grovel--
Folks prefer in fact a hovel to your dreary marble halls.

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The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

by Confucius Found in: Home Quotes,

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Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered read more

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.