I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my read more

I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

My whinstone house my castle is,
I have my own four walls.

My whinstone house my castle is,
I have my own four walls.

A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience.

A comfortable house is a great source of happiness. It ranks immediately after health and a good conscience.

A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless.

A house that does not have one warm, comfy chair in it is soulless.

There's nothing half so pleasant as coming home again.

There's nothing half so pleasant as coming home again.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

What's the good of a home if you are never in it?

What's the good of a home if you are never in it?

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores read more

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.