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    Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary

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The road to heaven lies as near by water as by land.

The road to heaven lies as near by water as by land.

by Jeremy Collier Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

by Mark Twain Found in: Heaven Quotes, Hell Quotes,
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Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.

by Titus Maccius Plautus Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Since Heaven's eternal year is thine.

Since Heaven's eternal year is thine.

by John Dryden Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Fish say, they have their Stream and Pond;
But is there anything Beyond?

Fish say, they have their Stream and Pond;
But is there anything Beyond?

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All places are distant from heaven alike.

All places are distant from heaven alike.

by Robert Burton Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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In hope to merit Heaven by making earth a Hell.

In hope to merit Heaven by making earth a Hell.

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Heaven has a road, but no one travels it; Hell has no gate but men will dig to get there.

Heaven has a road, but no one travels it; Hell has no gate but men will dig to get there.

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Just are the ways of heaven; from Heaven proceed
The woes of man: Heaven doom'd the Greeks to bleed.

Just are the ways of heaven; from Heaven proceed
The woes of man: Heaven doom'd the Greeks to bleed.

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