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    Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

by Mark Twain Found in: Heaven Quotes, Hell Quotes,
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Now he [Nebridius] lives in Abraham's bosom.
[Lat., Nunc ille vivit in sinu Abraham.]

Now he [Nebridius] lives in Abraham's bosom.
[Lat., Nunc ille vivit in sinu Abraham.]

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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for a rich man to read more

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.

by Bible Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.

Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor earth two masters.

by Alexander, The Great Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for?

Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for?

by Robert Browning Found in: Heaven Quotes, Man Quotes,
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You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman.

You forget that the kingdom of heaven suffers violence: and the kingdom of heaven is like a woman.

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Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than read more

Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.

by C.s. Lewis Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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All this, and Heaven too!

All this, and Heaven too!

by Philip Henry Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought read more

If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought to see there; second, to miss some I had expected to see there; and third, the greatest wonder of all, to find myself there

by Confucius Found in: Heaven Quotes,
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