Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by
reason of strength they be fourscore read more

The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by
reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength
labour and sorrow; for it soon cut off, and we fly away.

Only the young die good.

Only the young die good.

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle read more

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

I the heir of all the ages, in the foremost files of time.

I the heir of all the ages, in the foremost files of time.

Never too old to learn. -Latin proverb.

Never too old to learn. -Latin proverb.

I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.

I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.

Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.