How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

God is day and night, winter and summer, war and peace, surfeit and hunger.

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.

A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the read more

A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

Seems like God don't see fit to give the black man nothing but dreams - but He did give us read more

Seems like God don't see fit to give the black man nothing but dreams - but He did give us children to make them dreams seem worthwhile.

Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

Man says--"So, so."
Heaven says--"No, no."

There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.

There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.